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Bloggers

A brand new but already highly trusted source just DM’d us on twitter to say: “This blogger just learned to right.”

Then they DM’d us again to say: “and word get out & da blogger king took  blog away.  LOL”

We told this kid who lives down the street from us that he could list “Intern” on his resume if he translated the messages for us.  He said they mean, “that the blogger learned how to write and when word got out amongst the other bloggers, Automattic (makers of popular blogging software WordPress) called that first blogger to say, ‘Sorry, dude, you can’t blog anymore.’”

Our source (the first one) tells us that it’s a blogger no-no to write in complete sentences and paragraphs, and spell most words correctly more often than not.  Our legal department is currently looking into WordPress’ terms of service to see if that’s legally true or just, “One of those cool Internet underground code things like writing LOL or ROFL.”