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Now that their much-publicized race to rack up one million followers on the social messaging service Twitter has come and gone, Larry King and Ashton Kutcher may be teaming up to start a website of their own.  A guy claiming to know Bruce Willis has informed us that the CNN talk show host and that guy from That 70s Show are in secret talks surrounding “a new form of really, really quick dirty talk over the Internet.”

Details remain scarce, but our Man on the Scene tells us that the new service would allow users to send pornographic messages of 140 characters or less.  “You know, like limericks about that dude from Nantucket,” said our source.

We can’t confirm this, but we’ve also been told that the new service will be called, “Twitter, but with an ‘a’ instead of an ‘i’ … If you know what I mean.”